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Life lesson #8
Aug. 17th, 2014 09:51 pmRemember Life lesson #5 - it was nearly twice in a day today!
Life lesson #6
Aug. 2nd, 2014 09:56 pmWhen brushing your teeth, ensure the bristle end of the toothbrush goes in your mouth and the handle goes in your hand. Any variation on this just ends in minty palms and poorly cleaned teeth.
Life lesson #5
Jul. 27th, 2014 11:37 pmWhen pruning your standard flowering Peruvian violet, watch out for the horizontal branches growing at about nostril height - when ones of those rams up your nose, much blood results.
Yet another good reason never to go gardening.
Yet another good reason never to go gardening.
Life lesson #4
Jul. 20th, 2014 11:08 pmNever butter bread angry - it only leads to tears and piles of oily breadcrumbs
Life lesson #3
Jul. 12th, 2014 10:41 pmRight shoe for right foot, left shoe for left foot - no other combination works so well.
Life lesson #2
Jul. 8th, 2014 11:51 pmTake your name badge off before getting on the train.
Not only will the crazy-eyed, wild-haired guy talk to you on the train (because he does anyway) but now he knows your name (and your place of work). This gives him far more things "in common" with you to talk about. In addition, when you finally get to sit down (about six rows apart), he can continue talking to you at the top of his voice whilst, incidentally, looking in the opposite direction and using your name about every third word to make sure that you ARE REALLY LISTENING TO HIM!
Not only will the crazy-eyed, wild-haired guy talk to you on the train (because he does anyway) but now he knows your name (and your place of work). This gives him far more things "in common" with you to talk about. In addition, when you finally get to sit down (about six rows apart), he can continue talking to you at the top of his voice whilst, incidentally, looking in the opposite direction and using your name about every third word to make sure that you ARE REALLY LISTENING TO HIM!
Life lesson #1
Jul. 7th, 2014 09:48 pmWhen making a Vegemite sandwich, put Vegemite in it - it helps.
