Profound, profane or pedestrian

How to deal with the scammers: here

I've always wanted to have a go at drawing one of these wankers out but this guy's persistence has to be admired!

..... since my last piece of junk mail arrived. Has the world run out of viagra? Does no-one need penis enlargements any more? Have Rolex watches become unreliable? Maybe I actually have to go and study in order to get a degree?

I like the quiet.

I thought my spam drought was over tonight with 6 in my junk mail folder. On a closer look, all six were genuine e-mails which I did need to read. It is now 11 days since I got any real spam but I think the filter has gone rogue, putting everything into the junk mail folder!

A solitary piece of spam finally darkened the doorway of my in-box (yeah, yeah, that phrase doesn't work, so sue me!) after 10 days clear. Damn!

I just noticed that that I haven't had a single piece of spam for three days again - the filter must have kicked in or something !

10 days since my last spam arrived - have I got the perfect filter somehow? Regardless, the reprieve is nice.

Now eight days since the last junk e-mail turned up. I don't know what to think!

It has been three days without a single spam email arriving in my in-box - I'm not sure whether to be relieved or insulted! :-)

Perhaps my persistent addition of *every* *single* spam e-mail to my blocked senders list had paid off at last. Of course, I am perfectly aware that I may have now jinxed the run so I will probably get my usual 30-40 arrivals tomorrow.