Too subtle?

[catalyst2]

At last night's board meeting:

Me: If you just want to turn this into an endless pissing match, we'll all be standing in six feet of urine in a month's time - and I'm only 5 feet 4.

*crickets*

Chairperson: Uhhhhhh ..... next agenda item? Anyone? Anyone?

Comments

[asgaja.livejournal.com]

I admit it, I laughed... Also... !! I'm taller than you! o_o

Though yeah I kinda think you got your point across with it though.

[catalyst2.livejournal.com]

Evreybody's taller than me! The meeting was all jittery afterwards too - I'm not sure people knew just how to proceed after that!

[asgaja.livejournal.com]

If it's any consolation my best friend is just 4'8".

Well... that's rather understandable. Especially if they're not really used to things like that.

[catalyst2.livejournal.com]

Sometimes as the words come out of my mouth, my head is yelling at me "Be nice! Be nice!" but it's too late then. I'm really not a good advert for the the phrase "Before opening mouth, engage brain" but at least people know that what I say is what I really believe about the subject, even if I offend unnecessarily, sometimes.

The sad thing is that I think I'm getting worse as I get older. I think I really am going to be one of those grumpy old bastards in my dotage!