DO NOT .....

[catalyst2]

..... pour boiling hot Thai green curry from the pot onto your groin.

That is all.

(apart from UUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOWOWOWWOWOWOW"

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[leecetheartist.livejournal.com]

Many years ago Rob told me about a poor chap who after chopping up strong chillies without gloves, went and had a pee. Oops.

This was the way he found some relief, so I thought it might be worth a try for you.

[catalyst2.livejournal.com]

Youch!

I've never seen that one but I do remember a friend rubbing his cheek after chopping chillis and getting a burn across his face for a little while.