DO NOT .....

[catalyst2]

..... pour boiling hot Thai green curry from the pot onto your groin.

That is all.

(apart from UUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOWOWOWWOWOWOW"

Comments

[bloodygoodgirl.livejournal.com]

Owwwww, yeah I don't think that'd be good at all.

[catalyst2.livejournal.com]

Definitely not - and I suspect that, in addition to the burn itself, the spices act as a local skin irritant! *cough*