Could do better
Feb. 18th, 2008 07:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
catalyst2At least this is almost-literate spam (even if ridiculous)
"Welcome, Finance and Contracting Agency Ltd. looks for highly organized, answerable people from Australia for work as our escrow manager, in link with development of services of our company and a complex of our offices worldwide.
Right now position - Accounting Manager is accessible to our concern. It is partl-time work-from-home. The vacancy includes processing payments for our customers (not checks!), share accounts with licensed payment systems, administration money flows, generating reports, providing support to our partners.
Position explanation:
- Flex-time (1-5 hours per day employment which should include at least few hours in 9-12 am time period daily except weekend);
- Probationary period: 1 month;
- Educational help and qualified development programs;
- Limitless opportunities for career intensification;
- Income starting from USD 2,000 monthly excluding payments turnover additional benefits.
In case you are interested, please SEND US YOUR CV to respond to our HR manager and send us the following CV about yourself:
1. Your Full Name as it appears on Your Resume:
2. Education:
3. Your Home Address:
4. Telephone/Fax Number:
5. Your Mobile Phone Number:
6. Your Present Employment and Position Presently Held:
7. Age:
Please answer soon and our managers will reply additional details on how you can become our agent.
If you have any doubts, please feel free to contact us. Looking forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
[Name removed to protect the terminally stupid]
HR Manager
F. and C. Agency Inc.
Mukusalas St. 41B
Riga
Latvia
ZIP LV1004"
Honestly guys, why dont you just ask for my credit card number (no doubt so you could "pay my wages directly to a convenient portable location" - and that's line I have heard a number of times already!) and get it over and done with.
"Welcome, Finance and Contracting Agency Ltd. looks for highly organized, answerable people from Australia for work as our escrow manager, in link with development of services of our company and a complex of our offices worldwide.
Right now position - Accounting Manager is accessible to our concern. It is partl-time work-from-home. The vacancy includes processing payments for our customers (not checks!), share accounts with licensed payment systems, administration money flows, generating reports, providing support to our partners.
Position explanation:
- Flex-time (1-5 hours per day employment which should include at least few hours in 9-12 am time period daily except weekend);
- Probationary period: 1 month;
- Educational help and qualified development programs;
- Limitless opportunities for career intensification;
- Income starting from USD 2,000 monthly excluding payments turnover additional benefits.
In case you are interested, please SEND US YOUR CV to respond to our HR manager and send us the following CV about yourself:
1. Your Full Name as it appears on Your Resume:
2. Education:
3. Your Home Address:
4. Telephone/Fax Number:
5. Your Mobile Phone Number:
6. Your Present Employment and Position Presently Held:
7. Age:
Please answer soon and our managers will reply additional details on how you can become our agent.
If you have any doubts, please feel free to contact us. Looking forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
[Name removed to protect the terminally stupid]
HR Manager
F. and C. Agency Inc.
Mukusalas St. 41B
Riga
Latvia
ZIP LV1004"
Honestly guys, why dont you just ask for my credit card number (no doubt so you could "pay my wages directly to a convenient portable location" - and that's line I have heard a number of times already!) and get it over and done with.
