A man's got to do .....
Nov. 19th, 2006 08:06 pm..... exactly what he is told to.
It was savage out there - I killed, I ravaged, I made thousands homeless. Acres (well, maybe square metres) were laid waste, indeed even devastated. The struggle was hard but I came out on top through a skillful combination of wisdom, ruthless efficiency (maybe fear and surprise - no, no stop that!), diligent application of lethal chemicals and use of the overwhelming power of technology.
Yes, I was gardening today.
The second most useless activity known to Man, second only to blogging about gardening!
It was savage out there - I killed, I ravaged, I made thousands homeless. Acres (well, maybe square metres) were laid waste, indeed even devastated. The struggle was hard but I came out on top through a skillful combination of wisdom, ruthless efficiency (maybe fear and surprise - no, no stop that!), diligent application of lethal chemicals and use of the overwhelming power of technology.
Yes, I was gardening today.
The second most useless activity known to Man, second only to blogging about gardening!