DO NOT .....

..... pour boiling hot Thai green curry from the pot onto your groin.

That is all.

(apart from UUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOWOWOWWOWOWOW"

From bad to worse

When I got back today, I looked out the window and there was Seasalt, laying very, very still on the paving under the pergola.

Yes, our furry little white psychopath beloved white bunny is no more.

I think I was more upset than the children! Seasalt is now buried at the bottom of the garden with her own headstone:
SEASALT RESTS HERE
SADLY MISSED
2004 - 2008