I was just putting the lawnmower away in the shed when I got a real sharp pain in the side of my neck - and another - and another - and another. Finally I had the sense to run - it was a small wasp nest just behind the shed door and 4 of the little bastards just got me.
Unfortunately all four stings are close together - one behind my left ear (particularly painful because there's no flesh there, just skin and bone), one at the base of my skull and two on my neck only about a centimeter apart, just below the previous sting. I iced it as soon as I ran inside - they were following me.
I went back out with the spray and killed all the wasps as well as knocking the nest down.
Now I have a headache, a sore neck and I feel nauseous but the wasps are D. E. A. D.! HAH! HUMANS FTW! HAH!