The piezza?

Yes, courtesy of Domino's, we bring you the meat pie pizza! Yes, it consists of "minced beef, gravy, mozzarella cheese, onion, fresh tomato, peas, shortcrust pastry and a swirl of tomato sauce" - it's the top left pizza.

The height of fine dining, combining the worst of two fast foods - it's nearly as lethal as the deep-fried Mars Bars from the Fish & Chip shop just around the corner from us! What's next - Kentucky Fried spring rolls?

Damned Freaks III

This is the only way you can eat Jelly Babies.

( Your perfectly clear and reasonable instructions are here. )

Now this looks interesting

Skinwalkers looks like it has potential, if this trailer's anything to go by:

( Right here, no, not waaaaaaaaay over there, right he- )