Damned Freaks III

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This is the only way you can eat Jelly Babies.


The brand I get has 5 colours - red (R), black (B), yellow (Y), green (G) and orange (O). Obviously, you have to follow the order of the colours of the rainbow - I mean, it's up there for a reason people!

My last bag had 17 red, 15 green, 12 orange, 12 yellow and 6 black. It is so simple:
1. even up the colours so you start with the most frequent colour
2. eat them in the order of the rainbow: ROYGBIV (clearly *not* that freakish VIBGYOR because that would just be *wrong*!)
3. black isn't in the rainbow so it goes last.
Result? The packet is eaten like this:

R
R
RG
RG
RG
ROYG
ROYG
ROYG
ROYG
ROYG
ROYG
ROYGB
ROYGB
ROYGB
ROYGB
ROYGB
ROYGB

Any other way is just chaos - CHAOS, OK? Seriously, what's wrong with you damned freaks?