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catalyst2I have a theory that there are 6 types of movies:
1. The ones that are genius, that transcend generation and genre - 1% of movies.
2. The good ones that catch your eye but not your breath - 5%
3. The ordinary ones that miss the mark but by not much - 60%
4. The bad ones that really don't work and you'd really rather not see again - 32.9%
5. The bad ones that are so bad that they become good - 1%
6. The really bad ones that seem to be so bad that they will become good but then you realise, with bile in your throat, that they've gone full circle right through the back of that and *really* are just unmitigated shit! - 0.1%
All I can say about Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter is that I just saw the very rarest type of movie. I want those 88 fucking minutes of my life back, you bastards!
1. The ones that are genius, that transcend generation and genre - 1% of movies.
2. The good ones that catch your eye but not your breath - 5%
3. The ordinary ones that miss the mark but by not much - 60%
4. The bad ones that really don't work and you'd really rather not see again - 32.9%
5. The bad ones that are so bad that they become good - 1%
6. The really bad ones that seem to be so bad that they will become good but then you realise, with bile in your throat, that they've gone full circle right through the back of that and *really* are just unmitigated shit! - 0.1%
All I can say about Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter is that I just saw the very rarest type of movie. I want those 88 fucking minutes of my life back, you bastards!
