I just broke my Ass!

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Stood up from my desk today and managed to swipe the desktop clear of everything. When I got around to the front, there was Arrogant Ass (a present from a graduating class a few years ago, given to me along with Rampant Rabbit and Placid Pig) broken in half and no, I will not succumb to all the obvious half-assed jokes either! Just to make things worse, I couldn't even find one of his back legs (and nor will I trot out the tired "You know what's wrong with being half-assed? It's a quarter ass too much in my book!" joke). Now I only have Placid Pig left since Rampant Rabbit went the way of all good rabbits a while ago. Damn!