Cthulhu needs a what?

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Amusing article at io9 argues, tongue in cheek (well I hope so, I never can tell with io9) that the way to get a Cthulhu movie greenlit is to give add in a "perky blond sidekick", even going so far as to nominate Cameron Diaz as the sidekick. It suddenly got a lot less funny - but the funny was restored when they nominate Terry Hatcher to voice for Cthulhu. Somehow or other, I don't think there's much risk of this movie ever getting made!