I'm amused

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Just entertained myself on the Parody Motivator Generator. I have a particular hatred for the motivational posters - many years ago, our boss bought dozens of these things and put them everywhere. A little while later, we discovered that he used our entire staff Xmas party fund to buy them. No Xmas party for us but we were fucking motivated! So motivated in fact that several people (but not me, of course) found the time to let all four of his car tyres down on a cold wet Friday night.

YAY FOR MOTIVATION!