I need a spider STAT!

[catalyst2]

Walking back from the shops to day, I swallowed a fly. Crunchy, a little like chicken, if you must know. And no, I don't need a bird chaser!

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[ixzist.livejournal.com]

I know an old woman who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
I guess she'll die

[catalyst2.livejournal.com]

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

[electrcspacegrl.livejournal.com]

You stole my line!