Ah but if I am *really* cold and calculating, not only will I get them to hug me, I will: A) make them think that it was their idea to hug me B) get them to feel guilty for not hugging me before and C) persuade them to leave all their worldly possessions to me in their will.
Then we will go for a walk across some very very high and unstable cliffs!
MWAHAHAHA! * * * * * * * I think I need to stop now - I just frightened myself!
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branchandroot
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Date: 2007-09-11 08:58 am (UTC)A) make them think that it was their idea to hug me
B) get them to feel guilty for not hugging me before and
C) persuade them to leave all their worldly possessions to me in their will.
Then we will go for a walk across some very very high and unstable cliffs!
MWAHAHAHA!
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I think I need to stop now - I just frightened myself!