OMGOMGOMGOMG!

My legs are blue and itchy! What have I got? Gangrene? Necrotising fasciitis? Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus?

Oh wait ......

I bought new jeans yesterday and put them on without washing them,

PHEW! Close escape!

Must sleep

Just woke up, slumped across the keyboard. I think I've been asleep for about an hour.

Soooooooooooooooooo tired!