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I need a spider STAT!
Dec. 24th, 2007 05:12 pmWalking back from the shops to day, I swallowed a fly. Crunchy, a little like chicken, if you must know. And no, I don't need a bird chaser!
Dec. 24th, 2007
Just a little too much Xmas cheer?
Dec. 24th, 2007 05:16 pmDrunken Santas on the rampage.
I am amused on two counts:
1. "ho, f ****g ho."
2. "They asked me, 'Are they Santa's helpers gone crazy?' and I said "no, they are just idiots".
I am amused on two counts:
1. "ho, f ****g ho."
2. "They asked me, 'Are they Santa's helpers gone crazy?' and I said "no, they are just idiots".
