Why have I not discovered this before?

I like pecans.

I like chocolate.

I like pecan pie.

I like chocolate mousse.

Why did I not work out that a slice of pecan pie covered with chocolate mousse would be ecstasy on wheels?

After last night's Best and Fairest Dinner, *that's* not a mistake I will make again!

Just not his day

There's a new cat in the neighbourhood - and he hasn't quite worked out the rules yet.

Over the course of today he/she/it has:

- jumped over next door's fence and met the psychotic Blue Heeler of Death and barely escaped with his life
- jumped over the fence into our garden and got pursued by the Two Horsebunnies of the Apocalypse
- gone into the bushes across the road and been buzzed by our resident pair of Willy Wagtails and finally
- got attacked by the pair of Australian Ravens who consider the street their own personal playground.

End result - several tufts of cat fur tumbleweeding around on the street, courtesy of the Willy Wagtails, I suspect, and one exhausted and much chastised cat. I suspect he's regretting the day he ever moved into this neighbourhood!