I will never touch another keyboard again
May. 1st, 2007 08:52 pmI started to type this morning and found some of my keys were a bit funny and "crackly". I never eat at my keyboard at work but I do share the PC with other people so I thought it might be crumbs or something. I tipped the keyboard over and shook it out. Out fell (bits of) lots of dead little spiders - babies I presume because some of them were almost intact. Dozens, I tell you - DOZENS!
Repeat after me:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Once the squealing stopped - I really have to stop making that noise - several questions occurred to me.
Why were they there?
Were they there yesterday when I spent all day at the PC?
Why were they all dead - some kind of spider suicide pact?
Where are the adult spiders - or are they just waiting until I'm not watching and then they will wreak their vengeance upon me?
Repeat after me:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Once the squealing stopped - I really have to stop making that noise - several questions occurred to me.
Why were they there?
Were they there yesterday when I spent all day at the PC?
Why were they all dead - some kind of spider suicide pact?
Where are the adult spiders - or are they just waiting until I'm not watching and then they will wreak their vengeance upon me?