So who is the wise one again?

On the side of a truck on the way to work this morning:

The company logo is framed by Doric columns for that classy, classic look.

To one side is a rough outline of Rodin's "The Thinker" and the other is the head of a stylized ancient wise man.

The tagline is "All the sewing wisdom of the ages in one place".

The company name? Sewcrates. Get it? Sew-crates? So-crates?

I live in such classy times!

Oh come on!

Now you're not even trying when you send me spam like this:

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GET IT TOGETHER, PEOPLE!!

Send me decent spam, if you are going to send me any at all!

Things to invent #2

It would a wonderful thing if I could just take the back off my keyboard and let all the shit and biscuits fall through. Instead I have to take each key off, one at a time and clean around it. I know there is such a thing as vacuum cleaners but after my "M" adventure last year, I am not willing to spend an hour grovelling through months of other people's shit and biscuits just so I can find the "M" key in the vacuum cleaner bag. One off thing, that was, never again to be seen!

No, removable back on the keyboard would be better.

I could almost care but then ...

... I start to take my medication again and get better

... I really don't care

... I remember that 99 % of us really are fuckwits

... I remember that most suffering is caused by greed, stupidity, ignorance, laziness and sheer bloody mindedness

... I realize that I need to cut my toenails.

... I come to my senses.

... you don't care either and I can't be bothered