See, this is why you should be discreet

[catalyst2]

Started to check the messages on my mobile and was surprised that a "message" started playing before I had to select any options. Thinking that it was a proper message for me, I started to write down the "message" only to realise that it was two people having a very *ahem* intimate phone call!

I hung up and started the process again - and it was them again, having "progressed" a little further! Thought I would leave it for a minute or two.

Third time was not so lucky for me, lucky for them because they were "finishing" off - she, in particular, had a very loud grunty sort of a squeal!

I'm afraid to touch my phone again and still haven't got the messages off it - I *really* don't want to catch this couple in round 2!