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Extremely important lessons for the 2006 Boxing Day picnic.
1. When you are eating steak off a (quite thin) paper plate that is on your knee, it is important *NOT* to cut too hard with the very sharp steak knife. Also Cajun seasoning stings when it gets into open cuts! Fortunately, no stitches were required.
2. When someone drops an ice cube down the back of your shirt, it is important to grab your dessert bowl off your knee before you stand up in surprise. Pavlova makes a wet kind of "Futhooff!" when it hits the dirt.
3. If you don't have enough patience to pick all the dirt off your pavlova, don't eat it anyway - all the grass gets stuck in your teeth and the dirt crunches between your teeth.
2. When someone drops an ice cube down the back of your shirt, it is important to grab your dessert bowl off your knee before you stand up in surprise. Pavlova makes a wet kind of "Futhooff!" when it hits the dirt.
3. If you don't have enough patience to pick all the dirt off your pavlova, don't eat it anyway - all the grass gets stuck in your teeth and the dirt crunches between your teeth.
