Well, that's a pain in the ass

[catalyst2]

Oh happy, happy, joy, joy - I have hemorrhoids. I have no words for the pain! Not as bad as gallstones (I have those too!) but more than broken ribs (broke 3 a few years ago).

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[harmalicious.livejournal.com]

Hemmorrhoids suck ass. Ha Ha, see what I did there?

[catalyst2.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm nearly as funny as my boss who commented "What, is even the asshole rejecting you now?"

I have heard them all day, believe me, like this gem:

"Now you know the pain we all feel around you!"