Over heard in Food Hall today

Mother (to a large crowd of children age from about 4-10): I'm going to get some food for you now.
Children: (erupt in cheers, slightly ironic, I suspect!)
Mother: And I expect you to eat like human beings, not like a flock of rabid velociraptors!
Children: (erupt in cheers, slightly ironic, I suspect!)

Holy crap! HOLY CRAP!

Look at what I got today in Perth: Survivors - the original series, that is, not the recent remake AND all three seasons.

Holy crap! HOLY CRAP!