Eeek, there's a real one!

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Now, when I said the Church of Satan earlier, it was a joke - there's a real one it seems! They sound serious too:

"... we are the first above-ground organization in history openly dedicated to the acceptance of Man's true nature - that of a carnal beast, living in a cosmos which is permeated and motivated by the Dark Force called Satan."

Sounds like all too much effort on my part - I think I am too lazy to be a Satanist!